If you were to hit the escapist above you, why?

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

For saying doo doo in a no doo doo sying area!

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Because I'm symbolic for his need to be punished

 

[Euryalus]

Because the voices tell me to

 

[neoontime]

Resist them. Do it for your love!
*Slice*

 

[Eclipse Dragon]

Because slicing changes "hitting" into "attempted murder".

 

[Nantucket_v1legacy]

For not accepting the slice of life.

 

[karcentric]

For not having a unibrow in his avatar.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Because he won't sell out with me

 

[Padwolf]

Because I had a dream that told me to do it!

 

[Nantucket_v1legacy]

Because I had a tickle in my throat that happened to be a nasty cough all over my screen.
You were the first post I saw.

*whack*

 

[Padwolf]

Because you hit me first! You big meanie!

 

[Euryalus]

Because you sunk my battleship... Prick XD

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

For supporting clowning.

 

[StormShaun]

For having the avatar for AGES...and I can't stop loving it!

 

[karcentric]

For having hair that's a strange colour.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Because he won't take a cold hard look at my motherf**king boat!

 

[karcentric]

For trying to sink Taco's motherf**king boat!

That's my job.