If you were to hit the escapist above you, why?

[Euryalus]

For the xbox achievement

 

[pyramid head grape]

For the Steam achievement!

 

[Ruedyn]

To test your immortality.

*backhands with a chainsaw*

 

[neoontime]

To test my artistic value.
*slice*
Damn, how can I show all my cuts with that armor in the way!

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Because there's a serial killer loose!

Quick, take him down!

 

[Nantucket_v1legacy]

Because you do nothing but leave constructive criticism when you should be chasing the madman!

 

[Evil Smurf]

because I want that horse!

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Because he won't stop shaking in that bag!

 

[karcentric]

because my back hurts and I need to take out my anger out on someone.

 

[Nantucket_v1legacy]

Because you never take my feelings into consideration!

 

[karcentric]

For having feelings.

 

[neoontime]

For having such durable flesh!

 

[Euryalus]

Reasons? I need reasons?

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Because he can't think of a title name!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Because he isn't my father!
Because his title isn't "Taco, I'm your father!"

 

[Nantucket_v1legacy]

Because you're too stupid to realise I am YOUR father.

 

[Euryalus]

I'm still hung up on the whole "reasons" thing... Oh we're doing star wars... uh... something something dark side

 

[Ruedyn]

Because poking eyeballs is fun.

*Pokes with cattle prod*