If you were to hit the escapist above you, why?

[PsychicTaco115]

For having jimmies to be rustled!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

For being Mexican food that fights back!

 

[Ruedyn]

For not thinking Mexican food fights back!

It always does. Most of the time it's in your colon though...

 

[neoontime]

He made a joke about people's bowels.
You will pay for your poo poo jokes!
Heh heh...poop... Dammit!

 

[Nantucket_v1legacy]

FOR HATIN' ON TOILET HUMOUR!
*Hits with frying pan*

 

[karcentric]

That's my frying pan!

*clotheslines*

 

[Eclipse Dragon]

Because I'm fighting to the death over Nantucket!
*Swings claymore*

 

[Ruedyn]

For not just using Nantuckets gun.

*Smacks with murder shovel*

 

[Euryalus]

For choosing the shovel over the super sledge!

*smacks with Fawkes Super Sledge*

 

[Eclipse Dragon]

Because I need to use Nantucket's gun.

 

[Ruedyn]

For listening to me!

*Hits with Fawkes super sledge, T0ads arms still attached to it.*

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

For being a villain.

 

[Eclipse Dragon]

For not knowing who I am.

*emotional slap*

 

[Euryalus]

For caring too much!

*Roundhouse kicks*

 

[neoontime]

Because they'll destroy us all!
*scythe swing*

 

[Nantucket_v1legacy]

YELLOW >=o

*Beats with a shit covered stick*

 

[Eclipse Dragon]

So you're a pillar of the community huh?
That means you must be assassinated, everyone who is anyone is assassinated.

*assassinates*

 

[neoontime]

*Continues to be a nobody and hides*

 

[Ruedyn]

For being a coward and having low self esteem.

*Smacks with love stick [sub][sub][sub]NOT THAT ONE YOU PERV[/sub][/sub][/sub]*