If you were to hit the escapist above you, why?

[AwesomeExpress]

I can't hit girls.

 

[TraitortoHeaven]

I can....
but you're a sign, so you can'y feel pain

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Which one?

 

[TraitortoHeaven]

For being a tease

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

For not telling me which one is TraitortoHeaven.

 

[The Man With the Soap]

For dancing mockingly at me (my one weakness).

 

[Steppin Razor]

Because he has my god damned soap!

 

[The Man With the Soap]

For allowing me to take their precious soap.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

For not sharing his soap with others.

 

[Girl With One Eye]

For dropping the soap.

 

[neoontime]

For making the soap so slippery.

 

[Girl With One Eye]

For being too sexy.

 

[Steppin Razor]

To try and put out their other eye.

 

[Sliverwings]

For being too ugly

 

[neoontime]

For being too ferocious.

 

[Steppin Razor]

For being a jerk and accusing me of being ugly.

[sup]*starts crazily applying a large amount of make up and sobbing uncontrollably*
It's not true, I am pretty! So, so pretty! My mother even tells me so![/sup]

Edit
Or, you know, I'd hit him for posting while I was struggling with my work computer that locked up for a minute.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Has a lot of make up.

 

[Asturiel]

@Soapman:... I should get some sleep soon, I thought this was a different thread.

Anyway, I'd hit Hail because he's Hail of course.

 

[Steppin Razor]

Because he has this foolish notion that I will take part in a revolution involving trousers when I am actually quite content with regular, old pants.

 

[Sliverwings]

For disliking half pants