If you were to hit the escapist above you, why?

[Sacman]

Because I know that you do... I've seen Trailer Park Boys...

 

[ShockValue]

For living up to whatever stereotype that your state has.

 

[Dr.Susse]

For being of legal drinking age.

 

[Sacman]

Because I'm no slacker druggy, or white bread surfer...<.<

 

[ShockValue]

For sleeping 20 hours.

 

[Sacman]

For not sleeping those 20 hours with me... they were very rejuvenating...

 

[ShockValue]

For leaving everything to the last minute.

 

[Sacman]

For doing everything when she's supposed to...

 

[Dr.Susse]

For an unwanted mental image.

 

[ShockValue]

For liking the Saints.

 

[Sacman]

For wanting the Falcons to win, but betting against them anyway...<.<

 

[ShockValue]

For saying I would do such a thing, how dare you.

 

[Sacman]

Because you gotta go by statistics when making bets...<.<

 

[Dr.Susse]

For not thinking the Cleveland browns are the best.

 

[Sacman]

For not watching Australian Football instead...<.<

 

[ShockValue]

For watching it all.

 

[Roxas1359]

I'm in a depression and I thought that hitting you would help me.
Sadly it didn't.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Because punches are how we convey mateship.

 

[Eclipse Dragon]

Because ninja.

 

[ShockValue]

Because ninjas are jerks I guess.