If you were to hit the escapist above you, why?

[neoontime]

For talking in jibberish you fliggity-flopper.
Oops sorry, need to mind my language.

 

[Nantucket_v1legacy]

For not using enough language.

 

[neoontime]

What are those funny letters! The only language I know how to read is AMERICAN!
*Round House Kick* F*ck Yeah!

 

[DotSlash]

For pulling the "America or GTFO" card.
-dropkick-

 

[ShockValue]

For licking everything.

 

[Sacman]

For not licking me... I don't mind tongue...

 

[ShockValue]

For hating Christmas.

 

[Sacman]

For ruining my Christmas for me...<.<

 

[ShockValue]

For doing that yourself.

 

[Sacman]

Because the lack of girls in school uniforms is what's doing it...<.<

 

[Kae]

Because he also hates Christmas, that's my job

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Because people got me stuff for the first time in years!

 

[karcentric]

You have this as well.

*hits over the back of the head with cricket bat*

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

For not conforming to the formula!

 

[Dr.Susse]

For falling in love with my avatar.

 

[karcentric]

For DRINK!

*throws bottle at the gob shite*

 

[Basement Cat]

For not posting on my new picture/response Game Forum thread.

*brandishes Orb of Dragon Control*

 

[Roxas1359]

You know waking up to seeing a silhouette of Happy with white eyes generally scares the crap outta me.
*punches*
Turn on the damn eyes.