If you were to hit the escapist above you, why?

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

For having a winking face in her title!

*smack*

 

[Nantucket_v1legacy]

For not letting me have what little fun I can have!

 

[sb666]

For smiling.

 

[DotSlash]

Oh god, why you so scary!? -bat-

 

[sb666]

For being to happy.

 

[Zantos]

For stealing all the Tooheys

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

For having their Escapist birthday tomorrow.

 

[Kae]

For not sweeping, start sweeping witch!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Because I don't want to sweep!

 

[Zantos]

For it being my gorram Escapist birthday, gorramit!

 

[Kae]

For not being his escapist birthday in my timezone!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

For mentioning time zones!

 

[Kae]

Because my eyes are burning and I was swinging my arms wildly and accidentally hit you.
[sup][sup]I think I need to do something about this eye thing.[/sup][/sup]

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

For having eye burning syndrome.

 

[Kae]

Because there's no one else around to hit, what's up with that?!
[sup][sup]I would appreciate it if you punched my Doctor, he's the one who told me to increase the dose, which is what's causing the eye thing.[/sup][/sup]

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Because we joined on the same year.

 

[Nantucket_v1legacy]

For being a member of Hufflepuff.

 

[Kae]

For not being a Hufflepuff, it's the best house!
[sup][sup]Eat that Griffindor and Slithering, we may lose at everything but we have the most fun : P[/sup][/sup]

 

[Euryalus]

For not knowing about ginger ale