If you were to hit the escapist above you, why?

[The Night Angel]

For maybe still remembering me from when I used to hit them in the face for other reasons before!!

 

[Epicspoon]

So I can see what he looks like with two eye patches instead of just one.

 

[The Night Angel]

Because I've always wanted to hit a man wearing glasses...

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Because he has an eye-patch

Eye-patch=PIRATE!

 

[ShockValue]

For throwing your shield all over the place.

 

[Epicspoon]

So I can tie her up in my basement for the purpose of the "tied up in a basement" forum game also currently going on.

 

[Kae]

Because he's abducting people >: ( BAD SPOON!

 

[neoontime]

Because he's blushing, don't need anymore tsunderes in these parts.

 

[Epicspoon]

To prove that I can punch out a tiger and a lion simultaneously.

 

[karcentric]

For being greedy and hitting two things at once.

 

[The Night Angel]

For only hitting things one at a time!

 

[neoontime]

For supporting Epicspoon's idea!

 

[Nantucket_v1legacy]

For having an avatar that now moves.

 

[The Night Angel]

For having a bigger hat than me!!

 

[ShockValue]

For hiding in boxes.

 

[Epicspoon]

Because she didn't learn the first time I hit her.

 

[ShockValue]

For hitting me twice.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

For letting him hit them.

 

[neoontime]

For being an exploitative anime girl. Sheesh, I can see up your skirt.....Not that I was looking or anything.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Because bloomers shouldn't be arousing.