If you were to hit the escapist above you, why?

[Sacman]

For not caring one way or the other...

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Because I talk to them a lot as of late.

Edit: Because you're a filthy ninja.

 

[Sacman]

Because ninjas can be clean too...

 

[Scde2]

Because of having a monopoly on ellipses...

 

[Sacman]

For stealing them...

 

[Scde2]

Because I would never do such a thing...

 

[Kae]

Because he so totally did!

 

[Scde2]

Because I didn't mean to D:

 

[Kae]

Because that's what I said when I got caught, and it was never, ever true!

 

[karcentric]

For lying. Tell the truth!

 

[Nantucket_v1legacy]

For not letting me ride you for these past few months.
I'm having Dragon Rider withdrawals!

 

[Eclipse Dragon]

Because a proper dragon would be insulted to be ridden on.

 

[ShockValue]

Because a proper dragon wouldn't care

 

[Roxas1359]

For talking back to a dragon!

 

[ShockValue]

Because you would so do the same!

 

[Eclipse Dragon]

For assuming you know what a proper dragon would(n't) care about.

 

[ShockValue]

For assuming that I was assuming about whatever you just said.

 

[Roxas1359]

For confusing me!

 

[ShockValue]

For being so easily confused.

 

[Euryalus]

For judging! Shame on you!