If you were to hit the escapist above you, why?

[thesilentman]

For not being nonviolent.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

For being violent while claiming to be nonviolent.

 

[MetaKnight670]

I haven't hit anyone since this morning, so I need to keep up my quota.

 

[kailus13]

For being a Twilicorn without a liscence.

 

[Neuromancer]

Because you deserve it. You know why.

 

[kailus13]

Because I don't know why.

 

[Teoes]

For not knowing why Neuromancer hit you in the first place.

 

[Kae]

Because he collects spores, moulds and fungus.

 

[kailus13]

Because he doesn't know what swearing is.

 

[DOOM GUY]

'Cause they took my squeezing arm... in the war.

 

[kailus13]

For not squeezing me when I asked.

 

[DOOM GUY]

'Cause I'm feeling down.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Cause you're trying to drag me down too!

 

[DOOM GUY]

'Cause you're being a drag, man.

 

[RaginDrage]

Because you're secretly a werewolf!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Because you're freaking out and you need to calm down!

 

[DOOM GUY]

'Cause he can freak out if he wants to.

 

[RaginDrage]

Because I'm grateful that my spontaneous freak outs don't offend you!

However due to my energetic disposition, I can only show appreciation by hitting!

 

[Kae]

Because you're freaking out and hitting people, you're obviously out of control and need to be stopped.

 

[Neuromancer]

Because it would be much more fun watching him go on a rampage.