If you were to hit the escapist above you, why?

[Scde2]

For trying to muscle a muscle car.

 

[Girl With One Eye]

For hitting hail when I wanted to hit him.

 

[Scde2]

For hitting myself when only I'm allowed to do so.

 

[Queen Michael]

For spoiling the end of Lost.

 

[Scde2]

For spoiling spoilers forever.

 

[The Man With the Soap]

Because the fights go on as long as they have to.

 

[Robert632]

For the cure for Cancer.

 

[The Man With the Soap]

For thinking there is a cure.

 

[Robert632]

For lying to me.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

For being gullible.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

For being dangerous in large doses.

 

[neoontime]

For overdosing on that danger.

 

[Scde2]

For being cancerous.

?

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

For putting a fly in my soup.

 

[neoontime]

...for having a pet fly!
[sup]Buzz Buzz Buzz, that sure gets annoying[/sup]

 

[Risingblade]

Because I can

 

[Glamorgan]

For being new. We don't take too kindly to strangers.
For being so cute. Something that cuddly has to be evil.

 

[Scde2]

For being too loud.