If you were to hit the escapist above you, why?

[Euryalus]

Because he's too well traveled!

 

[Barbas]

Because he hasn't taken the road most traveled.

 

[Euryalus]

The road less traveled was more interesting! It had trolls and firt with a quest! Harumph.

Critics man. I tell ya!

OT: Because everyone's a critic!

 

[Barbas]

Because of the valuable EXP.

 

[Euryalus]

For great Justice! Launch Zig!

 

[Barbas]

To further befuddle the events of the day.

 

[Euryalus]

To further not beffudle the events of the tomorrow!

 

[Barbas]

To change time to better suit my own needs.

 

[Kae]

For being so selfish that he would change time for personal gain.

 

[Neuromancer]

Because it is about time this upstart superhero got a rogues gallery.

 

[Euryalus]

Because he knows Thinks I'm desperate and sad!

 

[Barbas]

Because he elected to throw in his lot with Samus the Hussy.

 

[Neuromancer]

For the Imperial City Dungeon awaits.

 

[Barbas]

A quest has just come up.

 

[Kae]

Because I want to see if I can break stone with my fists.

 

[Headsprouter]

Because I want to check if his avatar can change expression.

 

[Euryalus]

Because he should know Kaleion's avatar expression doesn't change anymore!

 

[Barbas]

Because he probably the one who dunit.

 

[Neuromancer]

Because I never really liked Cyrodill after it stopped being a jungle, and feel like heading for Morrowind instead.

 

[Barbas]

Because I am up for seeing the old country again.