If you were to hit the escapist above you, why?

[TraitortoHeaven]

For GREAT JUSTICE!

 

[Lust]

FOR CAPS LOCK!!!

Warning: Side effects may include; vomiting, runny nose, massive fappage, hallucinations, sneezing, shortness of breath, and doin' it for teh lulz.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

For Sparta.

 

[Lust]

For madness.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

It is in my programming.

 

[Scde2]

For being scum!

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

For calling me scum.

 

[Lust]

For being a plague.

 

[Scde2]

For never bathing.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

For using all of the hot water.

 

[Lust]

For using my toothbrush.......................dude, not cool.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

For mistaking my identity.

 

[Lust]

For thinking that matters..............................that was my favorite toothbrush......

*cries*

 

[AwesomeExpress]

For crying!

 

[Scde2]

For making grown men cry!

 

[Lust]

For honor.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Because it's my duty!

 

[Lust]

Because I'm his doodie.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

For thinking you're worthy of being my doodie!

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

It is my assignment.