If you were to hit the escapist above you, why?

[Raziel_Likes_Souls]

For not liking Pizza Hut.

 

[Scde2]

For eating Pizza the Hutt.

 

[Vrex360]

You shall taunt me no longer!!

 

[IamQ]

For being a covenant scum!

 

[neoontime]

For eating babies!

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

For misrepresenting livestock.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

For not baking me a cake!

 

[Scde2]

For eating all of the donuts!

 

[AwesomeExpress]

For eating the Timbits!

 

[Scde2]

For being a pillar!

 

[AwesomeExpress]

To put your fire out!

 

[neoontime]

To get your sexy on!

 

[oppp7]

So I can brag about punching a lion on the internet.

 

[Anima the Aeon]

Because your pain is my pleasure.

 

[Anti Nudist Cupcake]

Because...
"WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT!?"
*Punch*

 

[Scde2]

For not being a nudist cupcake.

 

[Kud]

For eating all the nudist cupcakes so that no one else can enjoy that magical nudist ways.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Because I'm bigger than you.

 

[Kud]

For saying I am a pint sized bean sprout.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

For putting words in my mouth.