If you were to hit the escapist above you, why?

[Timotei]

Pillow fight indeed.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

 

[Kuchinawa212]

*hits in order to steal pillow for pillow fight*

 

[AwesomeExpress]

For the other half of your heart!

 

[Lust]

I just had a craving today.

*punch*
*kick*
*slap*
*cuddle*
*slam*
*caress*
*punch*

.....alrighty, see ya!

 

[AwesomeExpress]

For violating me in such a horrible way! I needs chemical shower, stat!

 

[BrailleOperatic]

For gazing into the pixel vortex too long.

 

[AvsJoe]

For beating my Haiku! Jerk!

 

[Scde2]

To get his attention!

 

[Timotei]

His accent annoys me.

 

[AvsJoe]

For giving me terrible advice. I paid good money for that!

 

[Scde2]

For not preparing a party for my upcoming 30k post!

 

[AvsJoe]

I'd hit him out of sheer envy.

 

[Timotei]

I'd hit him out of envy that he is envious.

 

[sylekage]

Because I can

 

[Timotei]

Because they're in the way of the sun.

 

[sylekage]

Because that post made me laugh really hard

 

[Timotei]

Because I make them laugh.

Call me ungrateful.

 

[sylekage]

Because they're ungrateful

 

[Timotei]

Because dinner's getting cold and they won't come down and eat it.