If you were to hit the escapist above you, why?

[Lust]

For not blinking.....

 

[Sacman]

For making disingenuous assertions...

 

[Lust]

For making me, as the cool kids would say, laugh until my ass fell off.

 

[Sacman]

For laughing at my funnies...

 

[Dr.Susse]

Only to kill that massive brain slug on their head.

 

[Sacman]

For taking medical advise from Jenny McCarthy...

 

[Lust]

For taking fashions tips from Amanda Bynes....

 

[Sacman]

For taking English lessons from Arnold Schwarzenegger...

 

[Lust]

For taking fighting lesson from Bruce Lee....................oh, wait.........

 

[Hastur 1993]

For manhandling Cthulhu.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

For punching out Cthulhu.

 

[Hastur 1993]

For not having tea with Cthulhu.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

For being a user here less than one month.

 

[Scde2]

For denying my right to punch him!

 

[neoontime]

For thinking you have any rights at all.
[sup]Back to your work slave![/sup]

 

[Dango]

For the union, ya darn reb.

 

[Aurgelmir]

For having a very noisy avatar...
STAND STILL GOD DAMN IT!

 

[Sliverwings]

For having an avatar?
I got nothing

 

[Hastur 1993]

For having the blackest present for the most brutal escapist NOTHING.

 

[BrailleOperatic]

For disobeying the Hypnotoad!