If you were to hit the escapist above you, why?

[UnusualStranger]

For wanting to climb burning trees even if it is a bad idea

 

[Nantucket_v1legacy]

For assuming I'd climb a burning object.
*smack*
Do you think I'm stupid or something"!

 

[thesilentman]

For assuming that people are idiots and not understanding sarcasm.

 

[neoontime]

>implying
For making me do that!

 

[Kae]

For reluctantly correcting people!

 

[The Night Angel]

For preferring corrections to be wholehearted...

 

[Nantucket_v1legacy]

For not remembering me.

 

[The Night Angel]

It's the new avatar, I swear...
It's also why I'd hit you!!

 

[thesilentman]

I'm too tired to hit anyone. I give no fucks.

 

[neoontime]

Cause I give a fuck about him not giving a fuck!

 

[Nantucket_v1legacy]

What chu talkin' about Willis?
*Slap*

 

[thesilentman]

For changing his avatar.

 

[Kae]

For not changing his avatar!

 

[Nantucket_v1legacy]

For not being a dragon.

 

[karcentric]

For not being a cowboy.

 

[Nantucket_v1legacy]

For not accepting my ginger locks.

 

[thesilentman]

For not being more kind to other people around me.

 

[Nantucket_v1legacy]

For expecting me to be a decent human being.

 

[MrCollins]

For no longer having cowboy avatars, and confusing me.

 

[Little Duck]

Squinting at me, why are you squinting, stop squinting....