If you were to worship a fictional God who would you choose?

[IamQ]

Grandfather Nurgle. While I will become a rotting pile of sludge in doing so, I will be a happy rotting pile of sludge, that can kill you in a millisecond by infecting you with the worst diseases in the universe.

Edit:[Jokingly] Behold! The power of Atom! He is coming from the clouds!

 

[Zhadramekel]

Okami Amaterasu from Okami. Come on, it's a wolf that can wield swords (or glaives if you prefer), rosaries and reflectors with about 14 different powers (including her own sun powers). She's officially awesome.

 

[Zorak the Mantis]

I would worship Zardoz

 

[Dalek Caan]

The Breath from "From Dust". Would be awesome to see balls of Lava fall....on my village? What The Hell God.

 

[Liudeius]

I was hoping I could beat the trolls who say a currently recognized religion.

Fact isn't trolling,
Claiming things based on no evidence other than "I want it that way" is.
Ohhh... Shit... WE ALL WORSHIP TROLLS!

Still, everyone knew this wasn't a serious religion thread. If you bring up actual religious beliefs in a thread like this you are trolling no matter how much the thread may or may not have been asking for it. If you wanna have a serious discussion on the absence of Gods take it to the religion and politics threads.

Hey, i've got an idea! Let's not turn some light hearted fun into srs angsty wank wank wank wank.

I don't think the latter is using the proper definition of angsty in your sentence, but regardless, it was light-hearted fun...

The person in question insulted ME directly, calling me a troll for simply stating MY opinion on the subject.
Saying "I was hoping I could beat the trolls who say a currently recognized religion." Is trolling. Such a comment is clearly attempting to elicit a aggravated emotional response from the person it is directed at (me, since no one else had), which is the definition of trolling.

My entirely non-serious response was just responding to ace's trolling in a joking manner, it was not directed at the general populace, as that is a horrible argument against religion.

There are people who actually believe in every single answer this thread has, just because it isn't as widely believed doesn't mean someone doesn't believe it.

Okami Amaterasu from Okami. Come on, it's a wolf that can wield swords (or glaives if you prefer), rosaries and reflectors with about 14 different powers (including her own sun powers). She's officially awesome.

For example, this person, I don't see anyone flaming him/her just because Amaterasu is a real god.

 

[II2]

Spoiler: Chant

Bil Ur-Sag Lul-Lu Nig-Hul Tur Ha-Elm Zalag, Za-A-Kam Me-Lam-Ma-Bi-Du KiBal-A Su-Sa.
Ur-Sag Zi-Ga-Ni Naphar Ajjabi Sharush, Sa-Par-Mah-Zu Diri La-Magiru Sin Su-La

Bar Lalu-Ki Bida-Uru-Sha-Iltanu, Zi-Zi.
Kakkab Kas-Tu, Shar-Ur, En-Nu-An Lul-La-Nefs-Ak.
Mus-Hus Sig-Gi-Gi Shu-Gi Tukum-Bi, Zi-Zi.

Zi-Zi Mus-Hus-Sig-Gi-Gi Lul-La-Nefs Gul-Gul! Zalag!

Za-Mi Ningishzida Ka-Gur, Za-Mi Ereshkigal On-Muh Nu-Banda.
Tukumbi Dub Me-Gal-Gal-Zuneme Kalag.
Dis-Sumun Menzen Ga-Ar! Menzen Ga-Ar! Menzen Ga-Ar!

Bar Urash Arku Kakkab Zi-Zi.
Anunna, Dingir-Gal-Gal-E-Ne Sham Kalag.
Si-Il Lil An-Ta, Zi-Zi.
Bar Sadu, As-Hur Arku Tukum-Bi, Gis-Tuku-Bida-Kanpa.

Zi-Zi U-Mu La Mah-Ri, Ki-Bala-Sharush, Zalag!

Za-Mi Anunna-Gal-Gal-E-Ne, Za-Mi Anunnaki Kak-Si-Di.
Tukumbi Dub Me-Gal-Gal-Zuneme Kalag.
Dis-Sumun Menzen Ga-Ar! Menzen Ga-Ar! Menzen Ga-Ar!

Bar Bil Kar-Kalag A-Aga-Lul-La Sharush.
Mus Pa-Pil-Sak.
Su Dag Ak Bil-Ur-Sag Me Numun-Gar Nig-Hul Bil-Ki-Gul.
Ga-Kal Nam-Lu-Gal Ki-Gal Gis-Tuku-Bida-Kanpa.

Zi-Zi Aruru-Nig-Hul-Bar Bil-Ur-Sag!
Mu-Hal-Lig Na-Gab Za-Ma-Ni-E La Ma-Gi-Ru Ka-Li-Su-Un!
Ki-Gul! Zalag!

Za-Mi Bil-Ur-Sag-Me Kur-Gul-Gul.
Za-Mi Bil-Ur-Sag-Me Ki-Bala-Se Bi-Du-Du.
Tukumbi Dub Me Gal-Gal-Zuneme Kalag.
Dis-Sumun Menzen Ga-Ar! Menzen Ga-Ar! Menzen Ga-Ar!

Zi-Zi Bar Badur, Allu-Dag, Sir-Ku-Zu Dub.
Ki-Ne Zalag Shu Du-Nin-Hul-Hul.
E-Gish-Nu-Gal Du.
Su-Su-Ku-Ku-Zalag, Su-Ki Ne Tu-Tu
Numu-Gar-Nig-Hul-Bad.
Zi-Zi Mehu-Amurru, Si-Ku Ne Tu-Tu Esbar-Nig-Hul-Bad.
Bar Zisura-Badur Gis-Tuku-Bida-Kanpa.

Kakkab Kas-Tu, Shar-Ur, Gis-Tuku-Bida-Kanpa!
Anunna, Bar Sham, Gis-Tuku-Bida-Kanpa!
Bar Bil-Ur-Sag, Sharush, Gis-Tuku-Bida-Kanpa!
He-Gal Ab-Zu-Ki-Gal A-Ab-Ba, Gis-Tuku-Bida-Kanpa!

Zi-Zi Bar Ab-Zu, Me-Ku-Ku,
Badur Tia-He-Gal, Galem-Zuneme Ga-Za-Mi.
Igi-Se Gin Amah-Ushumgal-Anna A-Aba Ki-Gal.
Inim-Ku-Bu-Gal-Gal-Zuneme, Du-Du Kalag.
Hul, Menzen Ga Za-Mi Li-Du-Da, Galem-Zuneme Ga Za-Mi.
Me-Zu Me Pa Nu-E-De.
Mus-Zu Dingir Igi Nu-Bar A-Dam.
Galem-Zuneme, Tuktm-Bi-Bida-Shu-Du Ukken.
Za-E Ma-E-Gi-Nam.

Bil-At Kir-Zal, Za-A-Kam Ki-Aga-Du,
Kas-Du, Da-Ra-Es Mu Ga Im-Mi-In.
Nin-Ana-Si-Anna, Ga Sa-Ga-Ar, Amah-Ushumgal-Anna, Za-A-Kam Ne-Su-Ub-Du Nam-Dingir Ne-En-Mu Ga Sa-Ga-Ar.
Ku-Ku-Tin-Zuneme-Da Sakram-Su-Su Ma-E-Gi-Nam.
Mu-Ashtar-Zu Da-Ra-Es, Za-Da A-Aba-He-Gal Me-E-Gi-Nam, Dil-Bida-Min Tesh-Bi, Sha-Lem, Da-Ra-Es Iam.

Habsu, Sila-Shu Du, Ni-Ur-Sa-Sa-Zu-Da-Am Zalag Al-Gub-Be-En.
Geshtu-Bad-Zu-Da-Am Zalag Al-Gub-Be-En.
A-Aga-Zu-Es Ma-E Tar. Sila-Shu Du-Zu-Es Ma-E Tar.
Menzen Ru Nig-Hul-Mu Ma-E-Su-Br-Da-A-Nir, Guza-Zu Ru Zalag.

U-Dug-Zuneme Chthhulhu Es Ga Du-Du,
Zi-Zu Ga-Geshtu-Bad.
Me-Gal-Gal-Zuneme-Da Galem-Zu Ma-E-Gi-Nam.
Zisure-Zu Gar Zal De Iam-Ur-Ra Ga-Da Bida-Inim-Bala-E.
Inim-Ku Na-Ri-Da Ku.

Hul Amah-Ushumgal-Anna, Menzen Ga Za-Mi Nam-Nar-Da!
Hul Habsu, Menzen Ga Za-Mi I-Lu-Da!
Hul Chthhulhu, Menzen Ga Za-Mi Li-Du-Da!

... Sumerian, am I right? (No expert)

Props if you wrote that yourself, too... the grammar seems observed.

 

[Bravo 21]

I would Worship Lunacy! My god from the larp group I'm a part of. in the larp world, she is the sole deity of an empire that rules the world.

 

[Tiger Sora]

Ahh gods are fictional. And anyone who says otherwise you'd better be able to prove it. To which you can't, but moving on....

I'd worship the Norse gods. Though knowing that Ragnarök will end all life on earth and kill most of the gods. I will die before the sword of Surtr, who burns Midgard to ash. And to return from the realm of Hel once Midgard has risen from the watery depths fertile again.

 

[peduncle]

is that to say there are REAL gods?.... either way, i would never worship anyone

 

[BrainiacVeins]

A trio of gods made of Sheogorath, Tyler Durden (He is a god no matter what you say) and The Composer from TWEWY. All good choices I believe.

Edit: Also maybe Frank. He CAN time-travel and look awesome in a bunny suit. (He is also a god no matter what you say)

 

[evilneko]

I would definitely bow to Madokami, Haruhi Suzumiya, and/or Yuki Nagato. Also Sasami/Tsunami, Washu, and Tokimi.

And quite possibly Rika Furude.

 

[Saulkar]

Ok guys enough with the organized religion bashing. I'm an atheist and I'm not insulting them and I made the thread. Have some respect for the people with different beliefs.

You raised my faith in humanity by 10 points.

Though if I had to worship a fictional god it would be Akatosh.

 

[JaceArveduin]

A tie for myself: Eru or Sheogorath.

Eru had his underlings sing to create his universe, and Sheogorath is The Mad God, and he lets the world run it's natural course, in complete chaos.

 

[Corporal Yakob]

The God-Emperor of Mankind of course! Infinitely powerful, infinitely awesome and the only thing between us and total annilhation-all glory to the Immortal Emperor!

 

[siahsargus]

Flying Spaghetti Monster, Apollo, Hermes, and Morgan Freeman

 

[F'Angus]

Crom!


Though I not really worship. He's not really a worshiping God.

 

[Aethren]

People are listing ancient Greek and ancient Egyptian gods as fictional, so I'm gonna go ahead and put my name in the hat for the Catholic God. Fair and balanced.

 

[warthoggunner]

Kedyn

from Michael A. Stackpole's: Dragoncrown War Cycle

 

[Stilkon]

I'm not seeing enough Cthulhu worshipers here!!

But the FSM is cool, too.

 

[HerrBobo]

Just a question I thought of that might be interesting. If you were to worship a fictional God which would you worship. And no saying "I would worship God cause he's fictional" or anything like that. Let's not start a flame war.
Personally I would go with the Marvel comics version of Thor. He's awesome and goes around hitting people in the face with a lightning hammer. I've always wondered if he had worshipers in the Marvel universe since he was a God and told everyone that.
*Edit* I suppose I should be more specific. By Fictional God I mean a God that was created in a work of fiction and was never worshiped seriously. You can however get away with worshiping a fictional version of a pre-existing god like how I choose the Marvel comics version of Thor.

Jesus......see what I did there.....?

I think I'd worship my ancestors, the Romans did it, so why not. The would have more of a vested interest in me anyhow, right?