If you were trapped in an elevator...

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Rigs83

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Her
Her
Her
Her
And Finally HIM
[HEADING=3]Can you hook me up with a miracle?[/HEADING]

and turn around for ten minutes.
 

Froobyx

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Zoe, Bill, Francis and Louis

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No really?

My boyfriend, a TV, Xbox 360, Gears 2 and 2 controllers.
 

Lord George

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I'd get an Escapiolost, an electrician, a welder, a maths physicist and superman to GET ME OUT OF THE DAMN ELEVATOR I'M HIGHLY CLAUSTROPHOBIC.
 

LockHeart

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I'd have me, my friend, my other friend (who can fix anything), Michael McIntyre for comedy value and cheerfulness, and... I dunno... Abe Lincoln? If he can emancipate the slaves I'm sure he can emancipate me from an elevator...
 

Minjoltr

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My three lady friends, that dude I had that dream about that one time and Ray Mears. He would keep us all alive and well nourished using only the lint on the floor and if not, it could be entertaining to see him try.
 

stonethered

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c.s. lewis(next best thing to actually taking the medieval history classes), hitler(for eating/ when i'm angry), my brother, and can we have fictional characters? yes? anyone who can use magic(i'm thinking either merlin or mad-eye moody) for when we finally decide to leave.

how large is the elevator, i'm thinking five-six people might be a little cramped for anything naughty.

how long would we be trapped max? in case things don't work out with your chosen companions.

if you choose both intellectual/role model type individuals how would you hide your activities with your more carnal interests from them? unless you have no shame i doubt you'd want to just strip down in front of someone like jesus and have sex right there in front of him. that sounds like a major bit of get your ass kicked from here to the wrong side of eternity.
 

conmag9

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Neil Gaiman (writer of the Sandman, among many other good things), Robert Jordan (writer of the Wheel of Time series), John Chambers (the guy who's responsible for most of White Wolf's Exalted stuff, if I recall correctly), Dane Cook and my neighbors pet cat Misty.

Gaiman could tell freaky stories to keep us interested, Jordan could tell me how he wanted the Wheel of Time to end, John Chambers could regale me with tales of how awesome Alchemicals are going to be, Cook for the jokes of course and Misty because she's adorable and petting her always makes me feel happy.
 

AvsJoe

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I'd pick four people who are important enough to warrant immediate rescue, like Barack Obama and George Clooney or something, and I'd pick someone who everyone wants to see dead (like that guy from that Baptist church who's always stirring up shit). Because as we all know from the movies, there's always someone who doesn't make it out of an elevator alive.
 

Ph33nix

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funny thing about this at my school 5 kids got stuck in the elevator today...
any way jesus, mohammad, Abe Lincoln, washington, and the hottest chick who ever lived
 

Et3rnalLegend64

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A tv, my 360, Mass Effect, my GBA, and Advance Wars. Why would I want someone else to be stuck with me anyway?