If you were your username

[zombiejoe]

Let's say you were really named your username, for example, I would be named zombiejoe, because that is my username. What would life be like. Only you would be named after the username, everybody else has "normal" names. For me, I guess not much would change. I guess some people would say "Ha, your name is zombie." But soon it people would just call me Joe. And their would be a random zombie joke every once in a while. So waht would it be like for YOU?

 

[Dusty Donuts]

I would have to become a pile of pancakes which are dusty, or else, I would have to be something else!

 

[(sic) humor]

Hmmm...my username is (sic) humor, but I'd like to meet a fine lady who would just call me sic. Parentheses are too formal.

 

[walls of cetepedes]

Ahem...

Fat Man spoon is in fact exactly what his title suggests; a fat man who has been on occasions known to spoon with people, but not just any people, oh no, he's spooned with the Queen, the President and even the lesser known emperor of Quadrak 6, something about him is just so comfy and reassuring that everyone has an almost supernatural urge to spoon with him, granting him a wide range of political benefits and entitles mostly in the access to comfy beds. Except Gordon Brown, he won't spoon with that guy for anything, he's just got to make it out he's a fat Scottish Cyclops.

That should cover it.

 

[dark_taint92]

well im darktaint92. so id either be called dark or taint. in the user groups im just called taint its easier that way

 

[Skeleon]

I'd act like my name was really just Leon and tell nobody my full first name.

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

They'd all hate me for liking The Killers.

Nothing new, then.

What's wrong with the killers?

Well, there would be quite obvious jokes, but I would mostly refer to myself as Mr. Zero, so I doubt many people would end up knowing my (Rather unusual) name.

 

[ChocoFace]

I'd have chocolate over my face. Or my face would be made of chocolate.
Pay no attention to my avatar. It has nothing to do with chocolate being anything alike to what's in the picture.

smoooth

 

[arc101]

I would be ridiculed for my pointless 101 name... now zagreus, that's a sexy name

 

[Sassafrass]

Seeing as mine is sasquatch99, I assume I'd be hunted down to see if I am actually Bigfoot, would make my life hell, leading to my suicide.

 

[Skarvig]

I would tell people I'm from norway. I would tell them that my real name is Skarvig Olaf Anders Denison, just to make this little acronyme S.O.A.D. I really like their music.

 

[Lieju]

I'd be made of mud?

If it was just the name, people would wonder if my parents were crazy.

 

[Fingolfin High-King of the Noldor]

I would be the most devilishly handsome person in the world. Being an Elf of the Elder Days. And I would be immortal.

 

[rokkolpo]

i'd just go with my second name.Ricardo

 

[Oh That Dude]

It'd sound like people had just remembered me.

 

[walls of cetepedes]

Thats....disturbingly well thought out.

[user]George144[/user] wrote it.

At least, I think it was him...

 

[HardRockSamurai]

I'd be a HardRockSamurai.

[small]Nothing new, I guess.[/small]

 

[Oh That Dude]

I would tell people I'm from norway. I would tell them that my real name is Skarvig Olaf Anders Denison, just to make this little acronyme S.O.A.D. I really like their music.

System of a Down? Tut tut sir.