If you were your username

[phoenix352]

nothing wrong with phoenix...except for maybe some phoenix wrong (was that his name) objection jokes.....

 

[Angelus SnV]

well, my name actually is Angel, so my s/n is a blatant "Hey i'm a joss-whedon fan" flag refferencing my so-called "dark side", Angelus...as for the SnV...it stands for Sex and Violence (a refference to one of my favorite pro-wrestlers: Edge), so to sum up i'd be evil-me that gets in both fights and random beds equally.....aww-right..

 

[tehbeard]

I would probably disolve until i was a disembodided beard.

 

[Tuddle]

Turtle
Tuttle
Tuddle

 

[SantoUno]

Uhmmm well I guess people could call me Santo, or Uno. I don't think it would be a problem, maybe people would envy my name, who knows?

 

[Versipellis]

I would be a werewolf.

 

[Robby Foxfur]

um nothing different, everybody might look for a tail as a joke. but not much else.

 

[GodofDisaster]

Using my username in real life? *Thinks for a second.* "No just no it would sound really weird, tried it for yourself. Just say my username as if you were saying hello to me in real life."

 

[MercenaryCanary]

Then I would be the fifty-seventh clone of a group of quickly typed in Mercenaries.
... I really wish I could fix that damned spelling mistake.

 

[Kingsman]

I'd serve some ridiculous and now purely ornamental royalty in Europe.

Not the worst of fates, I suppose.

 

[Trombone_Hero]

well I would obviously be expected to play all trombone pieces masterfully. And to fight crime using my trusty trombone? Sounds great!

 

[DarkRyter]

I'm apparently Dark, and I ryte things.

Ryte- to perform extremely uncomfortable sexual act towards.

 

[LWS666]

i would be a european licence plate.

 

[TheDoctor455]

They would either continually ask me if there were 444 "TheDoctors" before me, and if I really killed them all. Or they would constantly call me "Doc" and ask for medical advice.

 

[VladmirL]

I'd be one of the worlds most influential speakers and revolutionarys.. and I'd probably be killed for it.
But I would still have that sweet moustache.

 

[Et3rnalLegend64]

Et3rnalLegend64. Cool, corny, stupid, "ha you have a number in your name," pretentious, I'm running out of adjectives.

 

[Garaw]

Then I would be the fifty-seventh clone of a group of quickly typed in Mercenaries.
... I really wish I could fix that damned spelling mistake.

Just find an icon of a canary in camo fatigues and tell people it was on purpose.

 

[skywalkerlion]

I'd be..a flying lion that looks like it crawled straight from Native American folklore?

Or Luke Skywalker's head pasted on a lions body.

 

[Ph33nix]

i would tell people my parents where 1337 speaking hippies

 

[mrhappyface]

I rarely smile at all, so it wouldn't be suitable for me.