If you were your username

[spuddyt]

Nobody'd be able to pronounce this.

 

[Agrael]

Some demon hero from Heroes 5.

 

[justhereforthemoney]

I would be a person who goes around everywhere just looking for money... so a businessman? Or a bank robber?

 

[Chronarch]

I would be my character Ninja Cat... Awesome, I guess.

 

[mykalwane]

It is my real name, figured it be the easiest way to make my mark on the internet. Allows anyone to fallow it easily to me. The reason why will be revealed to anyone who fallows it.

 

[Incredible Bullshitting Man]

I would don a flashy cape, and matching pants, and go defend the people of earth against truth and logic. With my mighty hammer of b***sh** I will smash well-known facts into a fine snortable powder and brutally maim logical arguments.

or I would just be as I am now.

Darn you! I have to protect random truths and logics
To the Random mobile!

You will never get me alive. Uweeheehee!!
My powerful BS-laser will burn your feeble randomness to a crisp. No one can stop me now, not even you!!

 

[Blackhol]

nom nom nom i will suck you in

 

[Kuchinawa212]

Well, I would need to make Hello my name is gags with a pronunciation guide
Other wise pretty cool I'd say. I mean how many people are really named Kuchinawa?

 

[tthor]

i would become the mighty Norse god Thor!
(the mods have a banhammer? well i got Thor'sHammer, b-tch! mwuahahaha!)

 

[Davey Woo]

Well, I'd be... Davey Woo.
It's my nickname anyway I get called it a lot, wouldn't be much different.

 

[General Ken8]

I would tell people I'm from norway. I would tell them that my real name is Skarvig Olaf Anders Denison, just to make this little acronyme S.O.A.D. I really like their music.

Sounds like a plan, SOAD rules

OT: I would rule some kind of powerful army, maybe an army of Cthulus or something

 

[HellbirdIV]

I'd dare say that "Hellbird the Fourth" would put me on the list of "Names To Run Away From Really Fast". [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/NamesToRunAwayFromReallyFast]

 

[LWS666]

just felt i should point out, you cannot have a number in your real life name. i know this because two teenage parents tried to name their child 4real (it may not be 4real but it had a 4 in it, incidentaly, they then named their child superman).

 

[Rock 'n' Soul]

I guess people would think I was a giant Hall & Oates fan. Not true.

But, my life would probably be awesome.

 

[benoitowns]

i would be dead....but id be pwning bitches in hell

 

[Charli]

I would still be me and the world would END. FOREVER.

spr srs guiz.

(In a nutshell; as my name is not anything different than my nickname, nothing would change.)

 

[OmegaXIII]

Frankly i could deal with being the 13th Omega, the name is a damn site more interesting than my real one

 

[Zildjin81]

I'd be retarded.

 

[Misterian]

I'd be wearing a hooded cloak while living in a neighborhood full of of hooded cloaked people who look like Darth Sidious (or Emperor Palatine if you perfer) without the force powers or lightsabers.

that was somehow of what I thought of when I thought up my username.