If you were your username

[Random Argument Man]

I would don a flashy cape, and matching pants, and go defend the people of earth against truth and logic. With my mighty hammer of b***sh** I will smash well-known facts into a fine snortable powder and brutally maim logical arguments.

or I would just be as I am now.

Darn you! I have to protect random truths and logics
To the Random mobile!

You will never get me alive. Uweeheehee!!
My powerful BS-laser will burn your feeble randomness to a crisp. No one can stop me now, not even you!!

NOoooooooOOooo!!!!! ACTIVATE THE RANDOM GUN!! Probability: 2/20... You win this round! I'll be back.

 

[dwoo21]

Haha my username is my nickname so no change there.

 

[Discord]

I'd be pretty cool with my name.

 

[TailsRodrigez]

there would be some people who would make racist mexican jokes and apply it to tails and sexual jokes about me and sonic

 

[Neonbob]

Huh. I think I'd tell people to call me Neon.
It sounds cooler than Bob.
This has intrigued me. I'm going to try to get my friends to call me that now.
I'll try to remember to let you know how that goes.

 

[Kolosus]

I'd be a 30 meter tall statue made of Copper =D

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Colossus_of_Rhodes

 

[skitzo van]

I'd just constantly drive into and out of auto repair shops talking about voices in my head err... car...bor...ator

 

[Sexy Street]

I would be the sexiest fucking street around.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Huh. I think I'd tell people to call me Neon.
It sounds cooler than Bob.
This has intrigued me. I'm going to try to get my friends to call me that now.
I'll try to remember to let you know how that goes.

Hey Neon, how's it going?

 

[Daedalus1942]

Let's say you were really named your username, for example, I would be named zombiejoe, because that is my username. What would life be like. Only you would be named after the username, everybody else has "normal" names. For me, I guess not much would change. I guess some people would say "Ha, your name is zombie." But soon it people would just call me Joe. And their would be a random zombie joke every once in a while. So waht would it be like for YOU?

People would probably make fun of me for having the "same name as that guy from resistance II" when in fact Daedalus was actually the father of Icarus (the boy who flew too close to the sun).

 

[Lowbreed]

A person from a lower breed of human?
(Oh my god, insert racist joke here)

 

[Neonbob]

Huh. I think I'd tell people to call me Neon.
It sounds cooler than Bob.
This has intrigued me. I'm going to try to get my friends to call me that now.
I'll try to remember to let you know how that goes.

Hey Neon, how's it going?

See? It does sound awesome.
I like it!
*goes off with new determination*

 

[Devling]

since my username is a combo of my real name (devlin) and zergling. so ide be like a zergling with hands. so i could like use guns and stuff. shiver...yet awesome.

 

[Snork Maiden]

I'd be married to MoominTroll! What could be better?

 

[DanielPowell33]

Everything would be the same for me

 

[geldonyetich]

I'd probably end up looking a bit like Sterrance [http://www.hrwiki.org/wiki/Sterrance].

 

[Incredible Bullshitting Man]

NOoooooooOOooo!!!!! ACTIVATE THE RANDOM GUN!! Probability: 2/20... You win this round! I'll be back.

Ha haa, I´m invincible! *thunder and lightnings*
...The hell? It was supposed to be a sunny day.

I´m so evil it sometimes ruins my picnic plans *sigh*.

 

[Unca Bob]

Your hard to explain character passed of as an uncle. I am he!

 

[EboMan7x]

people would constantly ask me what "Ebo" is. And if I had 6 twins.

 

[EboMan7x]

I'd dare say that "Hellbird the Fourth" would put me on the list of "Names To Run Away From Really Fast". [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/NamesToRunAwayFromReallyFast]

No way man, thats the coolest name ever.