If you were your username

[Hexenwolf]

Germans would be trying to constantly kill me for being a werewolf and I'd have to live my life on the lam from angry mobs.

 

[megasamus1]

If I were named after my username, I'd be killed on sight by all megaman and metroid lovers for the unholy communion that is my name.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

4thegreatergood... this takes some serious thought... I'd probably be called Forte, or something.

That's actually pretty cool, my name would be "forceful."

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

I'd be... a wolf. Who wandered around aimlessly and was often in the wrong place at the wrong time.

And boy, would it be difficult to type with paws.

I would have been writing an article for some magazine or actually finished writing a couple of books by now, if I was my username.

Or, you'd be this guy.

 

[Ernie Devlin]

I'd be Ernie Devlin.
The most screwed up and drug addled former stuntman the world has ever seen.
Fractured ass!!

 

[EvilestDeath]

EvilestDeath? That would be kick ass.

 

[dubious_wolf]

People would call me Wolf and it would great. Although sometimes my real name and Dubious are in the same sentace so not too differant...

 

[Chicago Ted]

I'd be....a furburt?

Like...a furby.... called burt?

Didn't we just go over something like this about your name?

And I'd probably just have an increase kill count. Oh, and they would be zombies.

 

[cthulhu5]

Watching people stumble over the pronunciation would be amusing.

 

[CptShiv]

I imagine myself as somewhat of a superhero with my name. Just say it in a heroic voice and see if you disagree.

 

[Americow]

I guess people would call me Americow. "Haha! Cows are what I eat on occasion, and you have mixed that name with the country I currently reside in! Ha! Haha!"

 

[Hazy]

They'd all hate me for liking The Killers.

Nothing new, then.

I like The Killers.

You're A-ok in my book, champ.

OT: I would be a Shadow... with a rather... Hazy perception?

 

[Teh Ty]

I would be... myself... I guess. my nickname is Ty. But it would just have a 'teh' infront of it.

 

[TheManWithNoFace]

I suppose I'd be a walking oxymoron.

Unless I tear off my face! That'd show them!

 

[sockhead]

I would wear a sock on my head?

 

[Shock and Awe]

I would be feared

 

[keybird]

People ask me this ALOT over XBL. Am I a bird shaped like a key, or a key shaped like a bird?

 

[ThatOneJewYouNo]

Hmm... If my name was ThatOneJewYouNo...

I guess I'd just be that Jew that you knew?

 

[Samcanuck]

I'd go by my real name, Sam...for short.

 

[TehCookie]

I'd put my nickname on my legal papers, most of my friends already call me cookie so adding a teh to is doesn't change much.