if you where a coupon.....

[ScruffyTheJanitor]

Lifetime supply of beer.

It'd be great to just be the peak of awesome.

 

[Pimppeter2]

A coupon for Sex

.............Obviously.

Well then, I'll take my coupon for a free attack on France while riding Godzilla.

But an attack on France is priceless

 

[Pimppeter2]

A coupon for Sex

.............Obviously.

Well then, I'll take my coupon for a free attack on France while riding Godzilla.

But an attack on France is priceless

Not with this coupon, it isn't.

hahahah.

 

[Xeros]

A coupon for one free coupon!

 

[Manhattan2112]

Doritos.

 

[traceur_]

A free blowjob from a hot hooker. Duh.

 

[magnuslion]

studliness.

seriously though, prolly for counseling.

 

[Dark Knifer]

A coupon for sleeping on the job. If your boss catches you sleeping just flash this at him and you'll be fine.

 

[Blackadder51]

30% of all vista products

 

[Balaxe]

I would be a coupon for "One FREE Zombie Apocalypse".

 

[SimuLord]

Unlimited lifetime FREE threesomes to the first two attractive disease-free girls to redeem coupon.

 

[Tireseas_v1legacy]

One free congressional bribe...

 

[crypt-creature]

I'd be a coupon for one free coupon of your/their choice.

 

[Docjrag]

Redeem this at your local 7-11 for -- !

Rockstar energy drink + Marlboro lights + Bean and Cheese burrito.

 

[Dopi]

Coupon for free short-story of any kind! I specialize in fantasy, and yaoi/yuri ^___^

 

[TheNamlessGuy]

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[Mistermixmaster]

A coupon for a free Sherman tank ^^

 

[Regret]

A coupon for knowledge.
When you redeem it, you can choose one thing in the universe to understand conclusively.

 

[lenneth]

30% of all vista products

oh wow vista...a coupon that makes any other OS %10 more expensive would probably be more popular >Braces for Flames<

OT: I'd be a coupon for a relaxing afternoon, that'd be nice