I read 'E cooli' and I thought of ee Coolio, a west Yorkshire based rapper who only does Wurzels covers, he doesn't exist, but he should!
As for the handicapped band, there is a wheelchair bound boy band in Europe, I can't remember their name but it's 'boyz on wheelz' or something equally horrendous.
For me, I'd have to steal the one I use all the time from Speedball 2 , 'Lethal Formula'.