if you where planning world domination...

[Stammer]

The key to global domination would be to erase all of the porn from the internet temporarily. Once the world descends into utter chaos, or once they offer the world in return for the porn back, it's all easy.

Attack the porn. That will destroy the economy and the rest of the world as we know it. Then, when the time is right, give it back piece by piece so the people of the New World Order don't try to overthrow you.

 

[bermyduck]

YOU!!!!

 

[redstar alpha]

well i would try and take down the SAS and have my arse handed to me on a plate made of bayonets.

that or be from texas and be called bush

 

[000Ronald]

Ya know, I've thought this out several times. I actually have several different plans, depending on differnent factors.

Apologies, but I refuse to explain them. Hell, they just may work, and I don't want to be responsable for that.

 

[aussiesniper]

I would attack the pope. simply so that I could be remembered in history as "that guy who nuked the pope".

 

[Gitsnik]

No-one. Just because I'm world dictator doesn't mean I need to have every country pissed off at me.





At least until AFTER I've established power

 

[tthor]

I like the approach that the bad guys use in Die Hard 4.0
I can't remember what they called it though. A Firecell or something like that?

i think its called a firesale, and i think youre right. a firesale would be a great course of action, you would be able to bring an entire nation to its knees so simply... perfection.


this will help me greatly in my plans for world domination, er, i mean, um

 

[tthor]

Ya know, I've thought this out several times. I actually have several different plans, depending on differnent factors.

Apologies, but I refuse to explain them. Hell, they just may work, and I don't want to be responsable for that.

o comeon,
...plz?
ill give u a cookie.
...a dollar?
...Brazil?

 

[tthor]

The key to global domination would be to erase all of the porn from the internet temporarily. Once the world descends into utter chaos, or once they offer the world in return for the porn back, it's all easy.

Attack the porn. That will destroy the economy and the rest of the world as we know it. Then, when the time is right, give it back piece by piece so the people of the New World Order don't try to overthrow you.

porn is illegal in japan. how do we deal with them?

 

[Isaac Dodgson]

The key to global domination would be to erase all of the porn from the internet temporarily. Once the world descends into utter chaos, or once they offer the world in return for the porn back, it's all easy.

Attack the porn. That will destroy the economy and the rest of the world as we know it. Then, when the time is right, give it back piece by piece so the people of the New World Order don't try to overthrow you.

porn is illegal in japan. how do we deal with them?

It's illegal over there? Then what's up with all the weird cartoon bondage tentacle hentai stuff?

 

[stompy]

It's illegal over there? Then what's up with all the weird cartoon bondage tentacle hentai stuff?

I think the tentacles are used as a euphemism for a penis. From what I've heard, the Japanese government is worse than the US when it comes to sex, so in order to get around the laws, 'artists' (whatever you'd call them) use tentacles and cartoons.

 

[KamikazeSailor]

porn isn't illegal in Japan, only hardcore stuff, that's why they do it through cartoons and scramble certain body parts in their porn... cause cartoons are considered less hardcore... same reason that Kill Bill used black-and-white or animated footage at certain times cause its not as hardcore gory as colored live action footage... but the Japanese are actually quite big fans of sex... they even have vending machines with sex toys and DVD porn booths on the streets... at least in Tokyo they do...

 

[Evil Genius for a Better Tomorrow]

The assault on the world has already begun!

As you read this, my legions mounted on crocodiles with laser beams on their heads are moving to dedstroy the worlds laughable militaries.

Soon all will bow to me.

Those deemed worthy enough to live will have to address me as "your captivating magnificence" and in exchange they will be rewarded with a free fluffy toy of their choice [batteries not included].

 

[Xhumed]

china, russia, america and northern europe simultaneously... then bring the smaller countries one by one under the yoke of my giant mechanical ants

 

[zacaron]

if you wanted to dominate the world you would just need to get most of the fuel after that tanks ,planes, subs, ships, jeeps and most other vehicles would be rendered useless then you just charge in using gas guzzling behemoths.

 

[JC123]

First I'd learn to use "were" not "where."

Then I'd attack the U.S. and blame it on China.

 

[Conqueror Kenny]

France. I figure the fifteen minutes it takes to sack Paris will be just enough training to get my Army ready for a real battle with Germany, which will be proper training for Russia, which will in turn allow me to capture America. If ANY of those steps fail, Nukes are plan B

Get out of my brain! That is my plan for world domination. Word for word.

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

Why would it take as long as 15 minutes?

 

[Gooble]

Ideally America, if it weren't for it's huge military that would wipe me out, as well as its fairly armed populace, and its Nato/UN involvement

Realistically, probably some African or Pacific nation, start off small, and build my forces up.