If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[Claymorez]

Hit him with a rubber chicken

 

[Scde2]

@Alpha: It took years of training.

@Claymorez: This is how you do it: *Hits with rubber chicken*

 

[ShockValue]

@Scde2: *throws out window*

 

[Scde2]

*Teleports*

@Shock: Oh...sorry, I thought that was the way to greet people around here.

 

[ShockValue]

@Scde2: Not for you.

 

[Scde2]

@Shock: But...*Throws bacon cookie*

 

[ShockValue]

@Scde2: How is that supposed to help?

 

[Scde2]

@Shock: It was supposed to distract you. (It worked)

 

[ShockValue]

@Scde2: It didn't.

 

[Scde2]

@Shock: Didn't what?

 

[UnusualStranger]

Breakfast for dinner....Delicious.

How ya doing this evening?

 

[ShockValue]

@Scde2: You didn't distract me.

 

[Scde2]

@Shock: Yes I did.

@Shock: It was supposed to distract you. (It worked)

@Stranger: I'm good. How about you?

 

[UnusualStranger]

@Scde2: Just finished eating bacon, eggs, and toast for dinner. I'm feeling damn good.
Anything exciting going on this evening?

 

[Scde2]

@Stranger: Nope, same things going on here as always.

 

[ShockValue]

@Scde2: No, you didn't

 

[UnusualStranger]

@Scde2: Guess sometimes that is a good thing right?
Funny, I've had this site open pretty much all day, but I've barely been on.
Homework and all that.

 

[Scde2]

@Shock: Ok, you win.

 

[ShockValue]

@Scde2: Good!

 

[UnusualStranger]

Wait...What did Shock Win? What is going on?