If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[CounterAttack]

You kept that facial expression all night. Was I that bad?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Bishonen angel ftw!

 

[Sassafrass]

You were that good.
*Hands over card with number on it*

[sup][sup]Call me...[/sup][/sup]

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

'...Scotch in bed?' *smirk*

 

[CounterAttack]

Is it hot in here or is it just me? Cause damn, you're cold.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Now you understand my Tsundere attitude earlier?
Not only are you a bishonen angel but your a ninja? Can't get better than that.

 

[A random person]

Yes, and tsunderes turn me on in fact.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

'Now who's a criminal? Eh?'

 

[CounterAttack]

You again? Either I need to meet more people or you're a ninja.

 

[Lambi]

Yuri orgy?

 

[CounterAttack]

Ooh, you're a cute one. *snuggles*

 

[Lambi]

So are you. *Snuggles back*

 

[Sassafrass]

Hey, The Todd accepts all applicants, regardless of age or gender.
[sup]Yeah, out of character but that line was too good not to use.[/sup]

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Can't you call Kagami over?
Edit: ninja'd but it stands.

 

[CounterAttack]

Wait a minute... Why am I waking up next to you? Didn't we pull an all-nighter?
(originally intended for lambi, but it works.)

@Sasquatch99: *high-fives* Owww...

 

[Lambi]

Am I the most popular one here?

 

[CounterAttack]

Yes, yes you are.

 

[Sassafrass]

Yes you are.
But VENN is better. *Pounces*

 

[Lambi]

Sweet! And also, Cox and Goat, GTFO!

[sup]It's only because I'm male myself, really[/sup]