If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

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ShockValue

Addicted to coffee
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Not sure. Once I find a better one I'll stick with that but for now I'll probably keep going back to this.
 

Blasphemous Rex

Better Than You
Jul 26, 2009
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I looked, and there are some pretty B.A. pics in there, but mostly just dudes drawing her with huge boobs and crap like that.
 

Blasphemous Rex

Better Than You
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I'm good, thank you. Here [http://transfuse.deviantart.com/art/Samus-Aran-44059164]'s a good one with the suit on, but I don't think it would shrink well.
 

Sleekgiant

Redlin5 made my title :c
Jan 21, 2010
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Ummm back on the rails people, I rather like this game unlocked

@Rex I guess that makes me a furvert
 

Steppin Razor

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Dec 15, 2009
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@Sleek: But threadjacking is so much fun.

*Sigh* fine. Well, since my work computer can't play gifs, all I've got is a black box. I don't know about you lot, but I find that pretty disappointing. I mean, even if you woke up next to an animal, you could say that at least it had a pulse. But a box? A freaking inanimate object! Man that's sad and desperate.
 

Dr.Susse

Lv.1 NPC
Apr 17, 2009
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@Alpha: at least you haven't ever woken up next a hyper intelligent shade of the colour blue! They can just be mean.
?Why are you still here? You might as well make breakfast for me then! Have you noticed how blue I am??
All these insults and more.
 

Vrex360

Badass Alien
Mar 2, 2009
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Ahhhh, new guy eh?

Well they all have to learn eventually....

DIE HUMAN SCUM!!!

*Stabs you with an energy sword and rips out your guts*
 

King of the Sandbox

& His Royal +4 Bucket of Doom
Jan 22, 2010
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I'd blink, and ask, "So, since you're an alien, if I sneeze on you, will you die? Also, does that shiny blue thing open cans? I need a can opened... you like Spam for breakfast?"
 

Tiny116

The Cheerful Pessimist
May 6, 2009
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*Tackles Infinite*
CRASH
...
oops
*Kicks sand*
That'll get in my Bacon, clean up man!
 

Tiny116

The Cheerful Pessimist
May 6, 2009
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wow i'm getting affection from someone on this thread!
*wipes tear from eye*
Have some bacon rex XD (I like the title by the way)