If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[The Infinite]

*walks out a nearby wall* I smelt toast. mmhmmmm. Toooassttt.

 

[KitsunetheFox]

I cannot have toast, for it is far beyond breakfast time over here.

*Roasts a boar on a spit over an open fire*
Mmmmmmm, ham.

 

[TheSentinel]

D'aww. Wait...

 

[UnusualStranger]

GAH!
*again falls because of tackle hug*
Howdy LL! You would think I would get used to that!
Want some toast? Any time is good for toast!

 

[Blasphemous Rex]

Gear'n up for 600!

 

[KitsunetheFox]

600 what? 600 Pokemon? 600 Sonic the Hedgehog games? 600, the sequel to 300?

*Hugs*
Ham?
*Offers ham sandwich*

 

[Blasphemous Rex]

*Takes ham sandwich*
600 pages, silly!

 

[UnusualStranger]

By coming here, you support the 600 cause!
Mmmmmm...Ham sandwich. Can I have one?

 

[KitsunetheFox]

Oooooooooooooooooooooh. I didn't really take notice of that, but yes, it's nearly 600 pages.

And yes, you can have a ham sandwich Mr. Stranger.
*Makes two more sandwiches*
*Hands one of them to Stranger*
*Eats the other*
I like ham.

 

[Tiny116]

*eats cookie*
STRANGER!
*high fives*

 

[UnusualStranger]

Thank you Kitsune.
*Eats sandwich*
Ham is pretty good. I prefer mine to be spicy...
TINY! How ya doing?
*High Five*

 

[KitsunetheFox]

Ham's good. Yeah, ham's good. *Noms sandwich*

I have the power to kill a yak at 200 paces with mind-bullets.

*Demonstrates*
I... I didn't think that would actually work.

 

[Tiny116]

Not to bad Stranger not to bad, you!
Ooo Yak
Prepares to BBQ as I am the BBQ king!
BOW TO ME LEON!

 

[UnusualStranger]

*Looks at yak*
I'm impressed, Kitsune. That was something.
Congrats on your newly found skill!

I'm doing pretty good Tiny. Was down yesterday, but I'm back again today.
Oohh....BBQ King huh? This I gotta see.

 

[KitsunetheFox]

I must be Wonderboy. Awesomeness.
*Levitates*
Double awesomeness.
*Creates sandwiches using only my mind*
Triple awesomeness.

 

[Scde2]

Great I woke up to a gnome wizard.

 

[All Hail Lelouch]

ninjas sandwiches* Ha! Now they're mine! *noms sandvich*

Edit: Garden gnome? Thats Magical Trevor to you!

 

[Blasphemous Rex]

I woke up to a flamboyant dude who forgot this is derailed.

 

[KitsunetheFox]

I'm Magical Trevor! I HAVE A BADASS THEME TUNE!
*Fires lasers into the air*
BOOYAH!

 

[Tiny116]

Scde2! *high fives* Long time no see!
@Stranger That I am!
*Twirls BBQ utensils in hands*
*Chops Yak into BBQable chunks*
*Begins to BBQ*