If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[Steppin Razor]

@Shock: Yep. Lots and lots of doomsday devices to strike fear into the hearts of the people.

....We are evil, right? Just checking to make sure.

 

[Vrex360]

Hello again humans.... I've decided to turn over a new leaf and just let you both be.
This is not because of mercy, rather because I have misplaced my guns.

 

[ShockValue]

Welcome to the evil lair. Please park your scarab in the hanger. We promise not to steal it.

@Alpha: Yeah, I'm quite sure we're evil.

 

[A random person]

Sweet, Samus! You look kind of cute...

 

[Dr.Susse]

The lair does have an Evil quality.

 

[Scde2]

@Alpha: *Jams pen into eye*

So how is everyone tonight?

 

[Dr.Susse]

Feeling fine got nothing planed for the day and nothing I will do.

 

[ShockValue]

@Dr: You could help me destroy Neptune.

 

[Dr.Susse]

@Shock:That smug planet will get what's coming to it now!

 

[Scde2]

@Shock and Dr.s: Save Neptune!

 

[Dr.Susse]

@Scde But I just started research on how to destroy it.

 

[ShockValue]

@Scde2: What has Neptune ever done for us?

 

[Scde2]

@Shock: Neptune kept Uranus in check.

 

[UnusualStranger]

That was kind of sad...

 

[Scde2]

@Stranger: How else can I keep them from destroying Neptune?

 

[ShockValue]

@Scde2: You're trying too hard.

 

[Dr.Susse]

But not too hard.

 

[UnusualStranger]

Why go after the planet, when you can go after the god?

Wouldn't it at least be a bit more rewarding?

 

[Steppin Razor]

@Stranger: The biggest reward is seeing the biggest eplosion and they don't come much bigger than exploding a planet. Of course, we could always go around exploding starts, that'd look pretty cool too.

*straps Scde2 to a nuke*
Right, you're going in the first wave against Neptune. Teach you to stab me in the eye with a fricking pen.

 

[Scde2]

@Stranger: I agree

*Frees self*
...
@Alpha: *Hits on head with mallet*