If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[Steppin Razor]

@Shock: Do you still want Australia with these little buggers running around?

Spoiler

 

[ShockValue]

@Alpha: Did you really have to put that there? Hate Hate HATE spiders!

 

[UnusualStranger]

Aw...but it looks so cuddly!

And is it poisonous? That would be a bonus!

 

[Steppin Razor]

@Shock: To make you less likely to invade and take over the country. I like bludging on the weekend, no bloody dictator is going to tell me to work on my days off.

@Stranger: Yep, they're venomous. One of the most deadly spiders in the world, but no one's been killed by one since the anti-venom was made.

 

[Vrex360]

Hmmmm so apparently we had an interspecies threesome?

.... alright then.

 

[ShockValue]

@Alpha: Fine, I won't invade. You guys have to do something about those spiders though....guess I'll stick with Canada.

Hello Vrex. Kill any humans lately?

 

[UnusualStranger]

AH...the Elite is here to keep everyone in line. Excellent.

Good night everyone...

 

[Scde2]

@Stranger: See ya later.

@Shock: And now we are back to where we started.

 

[Vrex360]

GAAAAGH A HUMAN WITH A WEAPON

*kills you with plasma rifle*

Hello Vrex. Kill any humans lately?

Funny story, just killed one just then.

 

[I Stomp on Kittens]

Alien ubduction the one time I don't wear the special hat.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Come to Australia you might accidently get killed.

 

[I Stomp on Kittens]

Scary old crazy man!

 

[Dr.Susse]

If you think I'm crazy wait till you meet me.

 

[Irridium]

Well... crap.

>.>
<.<

Look! A bear!

*runs away*

 

[I Stomp on Kittens]

Look at him go!

 

[KitsunetheFox]

MAGICAL ROCK!
*Holds a glowing stone into the air*

BOW DOWN BEFORE THE MAGICAL ROCK!

 

[Scde2]

Hey the garden gnome is back.

 

[KitsunetheFox]

MAGICAL TREVOR!
*Casts Flare at Scde2*

 

[Scde2]

Ow...
But you will look so good on my front lawn.

 

[KitsunetheFox]

NEVER! FREEEEEEEEEEDOM!
*Casts Fireball*