If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[Scde2]

@Alpha: *Angry* Thanks for making fun of my miserable life.
*Emo cry*

 

[Steppin Razor]

@Scde2: Any time.

Here's a rusty knife and there's a corner over there
*hands over knife and points towards corner*
I'm sure you know what to do now you emo *****.

 

[ShockValue]

He could just use his own sword.

 

[Steppin Razor]

That's a good idea actually.
*takes knife back*

 

[Scde2]

@Alpha: *Murder-suicide*

EDIT: @Shock: You're next.

 

[ShockValue]

@Scde2: But you're dead.

 

[Steppin Razor]

@Shock: So am I apparently. Stranger installed a save point in this lair, didn't he?

 

[Scde2]

@Shock: You forget that I can't die.

@Alpha: The save file is corrupted.

 

[Steppin Razor]

That would explain why I just came back with 3 hands and only one arm.

This could take a while until it fixes itself up...

 

[ShockValue]

@Alpha: You should get revenge on Scde2.

 

[Scde2]

@Shock: *Murder-suicide*

 

[jakeEHTlovless]

dr. hax be playin the feild to much

 

[Steppin Razor]

*Triple slaps Scde2 across the face*
While I would like to go back to normal, slapping you three times with only one swing of my arm is pretty cool.

 

[ShockValue]

You should push him off a cliff or something.

 

[All Hail Lelouch]

did'nt i kill you already? *stabs*

 

[Steppin Razor]

@Shock: Good idea.
*throws Scde2 out of the tallest tower of the volcano lair and into the lava below*

*starts stabbing Lelouch repeatedly*

 

[ShockValue]

@Alpha: Make sure to get him again when he respawns.

 

[Steppin Razor]

*Sets up razor wire in front of respawn point*
There. Whenever he comes back, he'll die straight away again.

It's like the gift that keeps on giving.

 

[Scde2]

*Eats Alpha*

 

[Steppin Razor]

*dodges*
What. The. HELL?