If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[Scde2]

I don't know if I had a good time or not...

 

[Queen Michael]

You sure sounded like you did.

 

[Scde2]

'O_O
Umm...So now what?

 

[Queen Michael]

Well, I've made waffles. Care for a couple?

 

[Scde2]

...Maybe.

 

[Queen Michael]

Great! Also, "couple" is my euphemism for "big wet kiss".

*Tries to give Scde2 a big wet kiss*

 

[ShockValue]

This is...odd.

 

[Scde2]

*Freaks out*

 

[Queen Michael]

*Freaks out too, out of pure reflex*

 

[Scde2]

I am so confused!

 

[Sir Strange Of The House Lycan]

*Looks at Jesus*
*Looks at the devil*
Go make some coffee while I deal with him?
Right.
*Snaps fingers and Scde is hit by lightning bolt*
*Both enjoy coffee*

 

[Scde2]

That wasn't very nice...

 

[ShockValue]

I think you deserved it.

 

[Scde2]

Why?

 

[Zeromaeus]

NINJA'D:
All right, now that we've hit the INN, lets grab our chocobos and challenge the Ultima Weapon for the twelfth time in a row. I really think we can get it this time.

 

[ShockValue]

Yeah, good luck with that.

 

[Scde2]

@Zero: All right! Let's do this!

 

[The Zango]

How much did i have to drink?! We must never talk of this again!

 

[Dr.Susse]

I gave some taffy to a dog once, quite funny he spun around and around. Sadly the owner didn't see the funny side. In fact I don't think he could see at all. /Twisted joke

 

[ShockValue]

You're crazy Doctor.