If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[ShockValue]

@Scde2: I'd rather not attempt to insult your short comings. Now where did Stranger leave those nukes..

 

[UnusualStranger]

Man...it is going to take some work to get my time machine back. Some of the things I used to make it actually came from the future!

Probably not one of my best ideas...

 

[Scde2]

@Shock: Short comings, you mean fuck ups and such? Well thanks for having mercy.

 

[ShockValue]

I can't think of any anyways.

 

[Dr.Susse]

[Can I get a pun removal in page number 671. Pun removal page 671]

@Stranger: Try making a new machine from a hot tub. I haven't seen the movie but from the title it seems like it will work. Plus then we'd have a hot tub!

 

[Dr.Susse]

If a rhyme off is you plan
Then I will make a stand
To challenge and to test
At this Dr.Susse is best!

 

[Dr.Susse]

A Cuddly razor is like a knife
Squeeze too hard and you'll lose your life.
But me myself I prefer the spoon
And bringing down rhymes like a lead balloon

 

[Dr.Susse]

Catching me would be a lark
For the best chance try in the dark
Hang me as well what the heck
the problem is I have no neck.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Don't feel that your rhymes weren?t tops
If i said it was easy I would have to spit chops
Next time we settle the score
until then let's call it a Draw.

 

[Scde2]

I can't think of any anyways.

Really? C'mon!

 

[Scde2]

Does anyone else find it funny that an emoboy (me) is waking up next to a Cuddly Razor?

 

[Dr.Susse]

There is a lol factor yes.
EDIT Ooh how funny would it be if bloody thoughts woke up next you.

 

[Scde2]

@Cuddly Razor: I guess I better keep my eye on you.