If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[ShockValue]

*releases dinosaurs throughout the fortress* @Scde2: You could go hunting.

 

[Scde2]

@Stranger: Well I like writing stories.

@Shock: I can't kill an animal!

 

[Dr.Susse]

Look at the Megaladon. Ohh so cute in a dear god it's crushing me kind of way.

 

[UnusualStranger]

@Shock: OH! I won't bother asking where you got those!

@Scde2: However, they need to have variety. If you can do that, that can instead be your new hobby!

*begins hunting the dinosaurs*

 

[ShockValue]

@Stranger: It's better if you don't.

@Scde2: Even if it's trying to eat your face?

 

[Scde2]

@Shock: In self-defence yes, but if you're hunting you should not be surprised if a giant bear is attacking you.

 

[ShockValue]

@Scde2: But we're hunting dinosaurs. Did I mention that these dinosaurs are jerks? They said you suck.

 

[Scde2]

@Shock: You do realize that when someone/thing insults me I go to an emo corner?

 

[ShockValue]

@Scde2: But you got rid of all the emo corners.

 

[UnusualStranger]

*Comes back from small hunt*

Good thing I haven't really decorated the walls. Gives me a place to hang all these guys....

*heads back to hunting*

 

[Dr.Susse]

But there is a dinosaur in the emo corner.

Spoiler

 

[Scde2]

WHAT DO I DO THEN!?

 

[UnusualStranger]

Go swim in the swimming pool. Relax, take it easy....

*Back from another Dino hunt*

I think that will do for the moment....

 

[ShockValue]

@Scde2: You should build a giant mech.

 

[Scde2]

@Stranger: But, what about my hair?

@Shock: Thats a good idea.

 

[UnusualStranger]

What about it? Are you saying it is impossible to restyle?

 

[Scde2]

@Stranger: It takes too long.

*Attempts to build a giant mech*

 

[Dr.Susse]

*Watches and sips coffee*

 

[ShockValue]

@Scde2: Be sure to make it shout awesome things!

 

[Scde2]

@Shock: I'll have it shout what Liberty Prime shouts!

*Tries to wire the circuits*