If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[Smagmuck_]

I'd, I'd turn myself in for animal creulty.

 

[Guitar Gamer]

I'd yell at her to stop sleeping with me no matter what I threaten her with

 

[Guitar Gamer]

I'd cry deeply for hours

 

[Guitar Gamer]

I'd jump up and run away

 

[Shapsters]

Damn you really are 'heavy'!

...

 

[Karlaxx]

I would... I really haven't a clue what the hell that is.

Was nice, though.

 

[Pandalisk]

Oh Liberty Prime, Never leave me!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I exclaim that our avatars both lack the tools necessary to partake in the operation.

 

[Vrex360]

I would feel quite pleased with myself, but still a little dirty that I did it with a human.

 

[Pm0n3y]

I would quickly yell "OH SHIT, WHAT THE FUCK!" while simultaneously scrambling and falling out the bed.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I would not be too shocked. Suiseiseki loves plants... Of course nothing would happen, though.
Suiseiseki would be a little... crushed.

 

[Pandalisk]

That Was AWESOME..How...Did we do that?..oh ill take you to my secret underground lair, We'll live happily ever after in the glow of several nuclear Atomic weapons pointed at world capitals, The marriage will be awesome

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I would be wondering the same exact thing.
Edit: then prepare to go there. Suiseiseki will outlive you though. She's not human, you see... She's a doll. A living, arse kicking doll.

 

[fanklok]

holy fuck what was i drinking last night

 

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