If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[Scde2]

@Shock: Oh, you. //_^

 

[ShockValue]

@Scde2: Where's my time traveling robot that tells awesome jokes? You were supposed to build me one.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Lets hope he is just in the future dancing with the Mc Hammerbot.

 

[Scde2]

@Shock: Um... //_O'

Coffee?

 

[ShockValue]

@Scde2: That was supposed to be your punishment. You agreed to it. You should get around to it, unless you want a more severe punishment.

 

[Scde2]

@Shock: I never agreed to anything! *Throws the window out of the window*

 

[ShockValue]

@Scde2: Just do it! Unless you want me to pull out the flamethrower. You wouldn't want to get your hair scorched.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Or the window of flames.

 

[Scde2]

@Shock: Then I'll just take out the waterthrower.

 

[ShockValue]

@Scde2: ...*throws coffee at Scde2*

 

[Scde2]

@Shock: *Throws bacon cookies*

 

[Dr.Susse]

*Leaps and grabs the coffee and drinks in the air.*

 

[ShockValue]

@Scde2: I can never win with you...

 

[Scde2]

@Shock: Nope! //_^

 

[Dr.Susse]

*Lands* Dam slow-mo Max Pain dives.

 

[ShockValue]

@Scde2: Well, since I won't be able to get you to build my robot, there is only one thing to do. *jumps out window*

 

[Scde2]

Whats up with Shock and suicide? I'm the emo one around here.

 

[ShockValue]

@Scde2: I'm not emo though.

 

[TheRundownRabbit]

Hey buddy, how ya-HOLY FUCK! Get the hell outta here!
or
(Look over and say) If your staying here, i need your half out of the rent payment.

 

[Scde2]

@Shock: But if you noticed, you're the one who has been commiting suicide. All I've been doing is going to the emo corner.