If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[UnusualStranger]

@Scde2: Already found mine. Interesting fellow. He plans on fooling the entire world, rather than ruling it. However, I find no reason to go against his plans, so I let him continue....until he needs to return to his proper time to fool everyone.

 

[ShockValue]

@Scde2: That might take awhile.

 

[Scde2]

@Shock: But...what if I'm the clone?

 

[UnusualStranger]

@Scde2: *shrug* Risk everyone takes. However, upon activation of IMPROBABILITY would remove the fake you from this time zone. I consider the temporary insanity worth it sometimes, despite the damage.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Hmm I just found a guy who looks like me outside.... He may have died of liver poisoning.

 

[UnusualStranger]

Wait, what?
*Checks drink supplies*

Well, dammit, Doc. The other you went into the drinking room, and took almost half of....well, everything! No wonder his liver dropped dead!

 

[Dr.Susse]

No big loss I won't be missed.

 

[UnusualStranger]

Especially since it really wasn't you!
How you doing this evening Doc?

 

[Dr.Susse]

Not too fowl. Not much is ever wrong with round here (One of the benefits of living in the outback. The only problem is when the pub runs out of beer.)

 

[UnusualStranger]

Good to hear Doc.
Sometimes, things are a little shifty around here, but tonight, things are very quiet...But perhaps that is a good thing as well.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Quiet is good, especially in shifty areas. Gives you time to think.

 

[UnusualStranger]

I prefer to leave my thinking time when I shower...but I guess this extra time works as well.

 

[Scde2]

Showers are good.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Especially of the water variety.

 

[UnusualStranger]

Unless the water is just above freezing....

 

[Dr.Susse]

Yes then it's like hail which instead of cleaning just causes head trauma.

 

[UnusualStranger]

Which can be very annoying at times.

 

[Scde2]

Showers are good.

Especially of the water variety.

*Facepalm*

 

[Dr.Susse]

It needed to be said.

 

[UnusualStranger]

Wonder why that surprised him?
I mean, it was a great joke!