If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[Scde2]

@Alpha: And you are complaining why? //_^

 

[Steppin Razor]

@Scde2: Because it looks completely fucking retarded.

I was looking for cookies, not some stupid ass product that is outclassed in every way by both cookies and porn.

 

[Scde2]

@Alpha: I can't find any funny emo pics to send you.

 

[Steppin Razor]

@Scde2: Ah well. And keep those other bloody pictures to yourself.

 

[Scde2]

@Alpha: You sure?

 

[Steppin Razor]

@Scde2: Yes. Very sure.

 

[Scde2]

@Alpha: I still have those images burned in my mind.

 

[Steppin Razor]

@Scde2: What has been seen, cannot be unseen. Especially when it's of such a horrifying nature.

 

[Scde2]

@Shock: Imagine them in skinny jeans.

 

[Steppin Razor]

@Scde2: Hehehe, exactly, take that Shock.

 

[ShockValue]

@Scde2: What?

 

[Scde2]

@Shock: You know.

EDIT: Oh, that's right, you never seen them

 

[The Eggplant]

Wait...imagine cookies in skinny jeans?

...*seriously contemplates just not getting involved*

 

[ShockValue]

@Scde2: What are you talking about?

 

[Scde2]

@Shock: Never mind, I thought I sent those pics to you that one night, but it was just Alpha and someone else.

 

[ShockValue]

@Scde2: Oh. Well, ok.

 

[The Eggplant]

...I think it's a universal principle that saying "never mind" is GUARANTEED to pique people's curiosity. I've got no whangdoodling clue what's going on, but suddenly I'm darkly intrigued.

 

[Steppin Razor]

@Scde2: Hehehe, poor GreyFox.

@Shock: He has some pictures of some very....sexy....people.

 

[Scde2]

@Shock:
@Eggplant:

It was pics of vileness I sent Alpha and someone else a while ago.

EDIT: It was Greyfox.

 

[ShockValue]

@Scde2: I'm not going to bother asking you why.