If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[not_the_dm]

Anatidaephobe...

 

[ShockValue]

It's your fault.

 

[not_the_dm]

How is it my fault that you are afraid that a duck is watching you?

 

[Viking Incognito]

Whoa...dude.

 

[AdamRBi]

... Oh no, not this again. When will you adventures just leave me alone?!

 

[not_the_dm]

You really are living on a prayer aren't you? Just because Shock says we've got to hold on to what we've got, doesn't mean that it doesn't make a difference if we make it or not.

 

[Scde2]

*Returns*
...
*Throws not_the-dm out of the window*

 

[KitsunetheFox]

*Kitten-hug*
Meow?*


*[sub]Cheeseburger please?[/sub]

 

[Scde2]

No!

 

[ShockValue]

Yes.

 

[Scde2]

...I said no. //_-

 

[KitsunetheFox]

Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease?
*Kitten-huggles*

 

[Scde2]

Must.resist.cute.kitty...

 

[not_the_dm]

Scde, why is lunch having a drink?

 

[KitsunetheFox]

Resistance is futile. You cannot fight the cuteness.
*Savages not_the_dm*
Don't. Frack. With the kitten.

 

[not_the_dm]

Stop it, stop it stop it stop it. Why do I get the feling that you're androphobic?

 

[Scde2]

@Kit: Here's your cheeseburger.

Spoiler: You better eat it fast

 

[KitsunetheFox]

CHEESEBURGER IS MINE!
*Steals burger*

@not_the_dm: I'm not, I just don't appreciate being considered as "lunch".

 

[not_the_dm]

Fair enough, but would the mouse attack the owl because the owl considers the mouse lunch?

 

[Scde2]

Maybe.