If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[Leviathan_]

Do you come here often?

 

[Scde2]

Shh...No shouting in bed.

 

[Dr.Susse]

[small] Heh crazy kitty think he can sing[/small]

 

[Scde2]

Ha ha, senile old man thinks he can use forum code.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Dam I thought I was hip.
*Distraction*

RED FLASHBANG

 

[Scde2]

Hey, my old avy

 

[Dr.Susse]

How did I get that in my flashbang?........Crazy.

 

[Scde2]

Was it a pokeball?

 

[Dr.Susse]

I think so. Wow I must have caught a wild discarded avatar.

 

[Scde2]

You can't escape.

 

[Dr.Susse]

But I'm on the escapist.

 

[Scde2]

*Facepalm*

You sir, one a free coupon for teh internetz.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Yay! I'll donate it to someone with dial-up.

 

[MalloryHartevelt]

I hated cat in the hat

 

[Dr.Susse]

Yet you liked my fox in a sock.
[small]Dr.susse would like to issue a formal appology for that horrid joke. If ou feel you have been effected buy this joke or any of the Doc's others please ring our toll free help line[/small]

 

[Scde2]

*Dials the help line*

 

[Dr.Susse]

*Hello bad pun rehabilitation line how can I help you*

 

[Scde2]

*Um...Dr.Susse keeps using bad puns*

 

[Dr.Susse]

*Don't give him chance for a one liner! He will pun all day and there could be blood. Just quietly hang up the phone and stand perfectly still. His sight is based on movement.*

 

[Scde2]

*Hangs up phone*