If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[Captainguy42]

"Blunt?"

 

[Goremocker]

*Hits Legion in the face with a crowbar*

No,That was blunt.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Witty gore very witty
Watch out thar is going to procrastinate! *Slow motion dives*

 

[Scde2]

*Walls off emo corner with plasma shield*

 

[Tharwen]

*Sits around, twiddling hypothetical thumbs, then decides to spend the entire day communicating with anonymous, faceless people from all around the world on a gaming magazine's forums*

How are you all?

 

[Goremocker]

*Stands over the corpse of Legion eating a burrito*

...What?

 

[Scde2]

Holy crap it talks!

 

[Goremocker]

How can you hear anything in that emo corner?

 

[Scde2]

...No.

 

[Goremocker]

*Hits Scde2 in the face with the crow bar*

STOP NOT MAKING SENSE!!

 

[UnusualStranger]

@Tharwen: Hello there. Excellent weather outside for me. Stormy, rainy stuff. Its great. And cool...

Anyway, what is this about?

 

[Scde2]

@GM: FU! I'm safe in the corner! My only threat is myself!

 

[Goremocker]

...OK!! I order you to cut yourself!

 

[Scde2]

No...must...resist...

 

[Goremocker]

*Evil laugh*

YOU CAN'T!! *Hands Scde2 a knife*

 

[Scde2]

What the fuck are you doing in my corner!?

 

[Dr.Susse]

*replaces with A plactic butter knife*

 

[Goremocker]

Helping you cut yourself!

...and getting ninja'd...

 

[Scde2]

Is it down the road or across the street?

 

[Dr.Susse]

Take the highway it's got less potholes.