If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[Dr.Susse]

Let's twitch again like we're in a coma.

 

[Goremocker]

That's the spirit! DO THE TWITCH!!

 

[Dr.Susse]

When you're finnished doing the twitch you can do the massive internal bleeding. Not as fun but twice as painful.

 

[Goremocker]

I'll pass on that...hey how about massive external bleeding?!

*Shoots the Dr. in both of his knee caps*

Hey! Now you're doing the fall and crumble in pain!But don't worry I have some of Max's painkillers.

*Throws the painkillers at the Dr.'s head*

I hear they heal bullet wounds.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Reads bottle............Da da da may cause liquid organ syndrome....da da da don?t mix with alcohol...! I'll pass and just roll about in pain.

 

[Goremocker]

So what?You syin that you're to good to use the same pills Max Payne does?

*reloads revolver and points it at the Dr.*

If you don't take those pills a bullet is going through that ugly skull of yours...

 

[Dr.Susse]

*Skulls whiskey* I'd rather die than not drink. *Shoots self*

 

[Goremocker]

Well...hmm...ok...I kinda miss him now...I'm going to Starbucks...

*Steps over the Dr.'s body and walks out the door*

 

[Tharwen]

You forgot about the respawn.

 

[Goremocker]

*walks back in with 5 frappachinos* What?You can do that?

 

[Tharwen]

*Turns around to see that Dr's body is gone*

*DRAMATIC MUSIC!*

 

[Goremocker]

*Hands the turret a frappachino*

Enjoy!

 

[Tharwen]

Ah, thank you. That's just what I needed. Now we really should find out where that respawn point got to.

*Sips frappuccino and marches off in search*

 

[Scde2]

*Enjoys some coffee*

 

[Tharwen]

Hey! That's mine! How did you get that?

 

[Rainboq]

*Dragon sneezes*

*Smoulders from the fires*

Could someone get me a bandaid? This is going to fucking hurt in 3...2...

 

[Scde2]

Maybe you shouldn't pick up dragons right to your face.

@Thar: Whattya going to do about it?

 

[Rainboq]

But its my pet! And it set me on fire.....

 

[Tharwen]

...

Take it back, of course.

*Takes aim*

Target spotted

 

[Scde2]

O RLY?

*Stands behind Thar*