If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[Goremocker]

Err...*Walks back into the house from a trip to the movies to see Clerks II*

What happened?

*Sips another frappachino*

 

[ShockValue]

@S2: Haha...

 

[Scde2]

@Shock: Better...

 

[ShockValue]

@S2: Whatever you say...

 

[Goremocker]

I'm lost...

 

[CloggedDonkey]

Wait, I WENT FROM NAILING SAMAS ARIN TO TWO GUYS FROM CLERKS! WHAT HAVE I BECOME?

 

[Goremocker]

You ain't nailin' nobody...at least I don't think you are...What happened while I was gone?

 

[CloggedDonkey]

Well, I woke up next to you, so either we got drunk and a random angel roommate who just happened to turn me into a girl and some random girl loose two years of her life put us into bed so we didn't wake up in a pile of vomit(cookie if you get the reference), or we did it and this is the morning after.

 

[Goremocker]

I wasn't in bed,I just walked in the door.

 

[CloggedDonkey]

Ho, I um, hey, look, a monkey!

*Runs away*.

 

[Goremocker]

Nice...I like monkeys,They're funny as hell.

 

[Scde2]

Because you are one. //_-

 

[Goremocker]

THANKS! I try to be less human than human. =^_^=

 

[Scde2]

You don't even need to try.

 

[Goremocker]

Aww...you flatter me.

 

[TheStickman]

And why do you try to be less human than human Mr. Goremocker?

 

[Goremocker]

So I need not relate to the stupidity of mankind! =^_^=

 

[TheStickman]

Just the stupidity of monkeykind I suppose?

 

[Goremocker]

Hey,it's less destructive.

 

[TheStickman]

I guess so.