If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[UnusualStranger]

If I remember correctly, the reason you get knocked over is because the first thing you usually do is shoot people.

 

[Tharwen]

Actually, I stopped that a while back. People still viciously assault me for no reason, though.

 

[ShockValue]

You did shoot me after I helped you.

 

[Tharwen]

That was...

*checks*

*gets bored after 10 pages*

...about 50 pages ago! I stopped since then. And I apologised.

I... I did apologise, didn't I?

Oh, well... I'm sorry.

 

[ShockValue]

Fine. Guess I could forgive you.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Top shelf.

 

[Tharwen]

You have my thanks.

[sub]And my bow.[/sub]

[sub][sub]And my axe![/sub][/sub]

Anyway, I'm going to bed now. I shall communicate with you all tomorrow. Excelsior!

 

[Dr.Susse]

Happy towel day all.

 

[ShockValue]

@Doc: Right...

 

[Dr.Susse]

It's the happiest day of the year.

 

[ShockValue]

Whatever you say Doc.

 

[Dr.Susse]

*Holds towel confidently* It's going to be a good day! *Walks off into the sunset*

 

[Yer man o'er yonder]

By the Great Green Arkleseizure, what a frood.

 

[Dr.Susse]

I say that man o'er yonder is quite the hoopy one.

 

[Yer man o'er yonder]

Haven't we sassed before?

 

[ShockValue]

Not again...

 

[Yer man o'er yonder]

Again. And again and again and again

 

[ShockValue]

...
*Jumps off a building*

 

[MysteriousStranger]

OHH MY DEAR GOD RUN AWAY..LASERS AHHHHHHHHHH FIRE

 

[ShockValue]

What are you selling?