If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[Pimppeter2]

I would have been slapped with a banana

 

[AgDr_ODST]

not the redman I was asking for, but you'll do aslong as you've got some weed

 

[Higurashi]

Hm, I'd whisper sweet nothings and ask if she wanted breakfast.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Higurashi. Never seen you here. Care to join in to some -CENSORED-

 

[MindDemon]

Well hello. :U

 

[ShockValue]

Damn, not my best decision.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

Monkey your back :3, *glomps*

 

[AgDr_ODST]

*snaps fingers, a Whip appears, Dominatrix outfit suddenly on me* Okay where did we leave off last time *cracks whip* ohh yeah I remember

 

[Lambi]

Well, at least you're a cartoon chick, so...
-Censored-

 

[AgDr_ODST]

*glomp the monkey*

 

[CounterAttack]

Aah! *hides in closet* Run from the dominatrix!

 

[Lambi]

Hey there, CA. Wanna do -CENSORED-?

 

[AgDr_ODST]

he's not but Im in the mood lets do it *CENSORED*

 

[CounterAttack]

@lambi:
You're in here too? Well, seeing as we're alone in here...
*-CENSORED- lambi up against the closet wall*

 

[Lambi]

Oh, CA. You know how to please me.

 

[CounterAttack]

Yes, yes I do.
*-CENSORED- lambi some more*

 

[AgDr_ODST]

*sings Dude looks like a Lady* but Im okay with that. Comere *CENSORED*