If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[Rainboq]

*trout slaps*

NO! I AM THE CINEMA SNOB!

 

[Count Igor]

Nice glasses.

Oh god, it's like a disease!
I'm sorry! I just can't stop it.

I'm not surprised you wear glasses. You're a snob, you have to push them down to the end of your nose when you talk to people.

There, at least it's something different.

 

[Tharwen]

*Slap*

We will not have unoriginality in this thread!

 

[Yer man o'er yonder]

Indeed sir. the flying one eyed purple monkeys won't permit it.

 

[Tharwen]

All hail the FOEPM! Did you remember to sacrifice that gooseberry bush to them? You remember what happened last time, right?

 

[Yer man o'er yonder]

Yeah yeah. The gooseberry bush is thouroughly frozen. You want to shatter it?

 

[Count Igor]

I shall shatter it, only I have the power to! With my mighty Flag of +1 Strength!

 

[Yer man o'er yonder]

What are you on about. Tharwen can shoot it. With guns.

 

[Count Igor]

He lost the target.
So now he's shutting down.

 

[Tharwen]

No, I'm hibernating.

Move the gooseberry bush back into my range, would you? Don't forget to get out of the way though.

 

[Yer man o'er yonder]

*pushes bush in front of Tharwen and legs it behind a very thick wall*
I really hope your aim has gotten better.

 

[Tharwen]

*Shatters the bush to millions of tiny tiny pieces to win the favour of the monkeys*

My aim has always been good. It's just the Friend-or-Foe software that's slightly glitchy.

 

[Yer man o'er yonder]

Sure it is. Well at least the monkeys are happy.

 

[Count Igor]

Err. I forgot to mention. I ate the monkeys.

 

[Tharwen]

Your end will come swiftly. Do not try to resist it.

 

[Count Igor]

Ha! I don't fear you, for I have the companion cube!

 

[Tharwen]

It isn't me you have to fear...

*Watches as the monkeys claw their way out of Sketches' stomach*

 

[ShockValue]

Ouch.

 

[Tharwen]

Well he deserved it. The monkeys don't tolerate that sort of thing.

 

[ShockValue]

If you say so.