If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[ShockValue]

I'm resisting the urge to knock you over right now.

 

[Tharwen]

Carry on resisting, please. I quite like the sensation of floor against my feet, but not my face.

 

[ShockValue]

Don't worry, I'm too tired to knock you over now. Maybe later.

 

[Tharwen]

Actually, you should probably go to bed. Did you say it was 5am?

 

[ShockValue]

7am now. I'm not going to bother anymore. I don't need to sleep.

 

[Tharwen]

I usually think that until about 6am, then give up and severely regret it in the morning

 

[ShockValue]

I'll be fine after I get some coffee. I will probably regret it though.

 

[Tharwen]

Bleh. Coffee. For some reason, I only like the smell of it.

 

[Shycte]

You got that thing pointed at me? Again?

 

[Tharwen]

No...

*Quickly hides guns*

OT: What the hell...?

 

[Scde2]

It's your mom.

 

[not_the_dm]

Poor kid.

 

[Tharwen]

Oh. I didn't recognise her with the make-up.

 

[Zeromaeus]

-walks in door and kicks Tharwen over-
S'up guys?

 

[not_the_dm]

The sky
[small]Ask a stupid question...[/small]

 

[X123Lewis123X]

OMG IM GONNA DIE......i like your robe though

 

[pope_of_larry]

finger gun.... DONT SHOOT

 

[KitsunetheFox]

SCIENCE!
*Zaps with SuperConductorGeoElectromagnetism*
It powers the bullet trains from Tokyo to Osaka. And it also allows me... to levitate.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Is it also the reason for your evil glow?

 

[Count Igor]

Good lord. I wouldn't trust my stitching with you, Doctor.